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  _crooked
 
12:02am 13/10/2003
  I never post here cuz I'm lazy
I used to own hose_heads too.
 
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  conradjones
 
12:53am 26/09/2003
 
mood: content
HAHA! "ITS STUCK ON YOUR FACE!!!" BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
 
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Woo 
  ashotofdolor
 
07:06pm 25/09/2003
  If someone is gonna reply we should do it like this so that it looks like people care..

You'd probably only end up hurting yourself...
 
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  conradjones
 
11:33pm 16/09/2003
  HAHA IT IS ME CONRAD!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE CONRAD!  
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Goddamn kids. 
  stfuplzthx
 
10:53pm 13/09/2003
  I swear to god, the only purpose for little kids is to make shit come out of thier bodies. ALL DAY LONG i've been cleaning up vomit and piss and god only know what. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIER PROBLEM?

One of these days I'm just going to run down the halls with a chainsaw in one hand and a hedge trimmer in the other and see what happens.
 
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  dissonance18
 
10:16pm 13/09/2003
  My name is lucas, and I am an alcoholi-...hey, wait a minute...THIS ISNT THE YMCA!!  
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  masterchris11
 
08:08pm 13/09/2003
  Come on, someone has got to know some great bathroom humor!

Us and Janitors alike! UNITE for the cause....CLean that room up!
 
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  _crooked
 
07:25pm 13/09/2003
  start writing more!@!!!!!!!!1  
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  ashotofdolor
 
10:03pm 13/09/2003
  Wooo community..  
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Funny thing... 
  stfuplzthx
 
07:24am 12/09/2003
  So I was walking along the other day thinking of the usual, the new shipment of toilet paper and cleaning solutions. You know, the stuff dreams are made of.
Anyway, i was walking along day dreaming when a kid I like to call Little Pig Fucker, because he looks like Jim Fornham (and we all know what Jim Fornham does in his spare time *laugh*), well he came up to me and looked up at me with his pick fucker eyes that just screamed "I'm al little asshole that gets molested by his father!" But that's beside the point.
Anyway, the kid, he tells me "Mr. Janitor?" and I just about thumped him upside the head. I have a name you little shit I restrained and he continued. "I made a doody"
"Well good for you, son" Says I "I'm sure it's the first in many to come." I began to walk off.
"Wait" he said softly.
"What?"
"I... I made a doody on the kitty"

And then, as if on cue, the school mascot, Mr. Jinglheimer, walks by with the biggest fuckin turd you ever saw. I mean it was giGANTIC. Usually I would have a)cleaned the shit off the cat, or b) ran a pitchfork into this kids face, but I just sat there mezmerized. How in the hell could such a large log have come out of such a tiny ass hole? I decided that some thingws are best left unpondered and I told the boy it would be all right. That's when I took a shovel to his ass. The End.
 
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  skabacon
 
11:34pm 11/09/2003
 
mood: crappy
poop!
 
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  masterchris11
 
11:44pm 11/09/2003
  scrub thenm toilets, squeecky clean...........  
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